If you like beer and boofing as much as white privilege, then this is the mask for you. Whether tricking alone or in a group (Did someone say Devil’s Triangle?!), The Kavanaughty is guaranteed to make this Halloween one to not remember.

The more mad he gets, the whiter he gets! Made from 100% organic ethical shams, you can try to shut this old white mask from South Carolina up, but guess what, you won’t be able to!

*Female assistant not included

Do you find the Trick or Treat question to be irrelevant on Halloween? If so, then we have the mask for you. The Assley needs no introduction as it’s preprogrammed to interrupt and cut off those annoying and bossy female homeowners.

Neither pleasing or attractive, this mask provides the wearer an utter lack of integrity that rises from The Hatchet’s unquenchable thirst for power.

We really just wanted to say Cornynpoop. It’s fun to say. Try it. Cornynpoop. See? Fun, right. Anyway, we have no idea who this guy is and why he gets to decide the fate of this country’s highest court. Until we do figure it out, let’s say it one more time. Cornynpoop.

Seriously? How the fuck do two corrupt Senators from Utah end up on the Judiciary Committee?

What’s that? Talk about the mask? Oh, right.

This mask sucks.

Definitely not an Alpha male mask (more like a Beto male;), the Count Von Cruz is straight-up creepy AF. We’re not sure what’s wrong with Rafael, but one look at this face and you know there are some major internal struggles happening that probably manifest themselves with safe words at a Houston area S&M club.

Derpy derp derp.

Trick or treat? Your guess is as good as ours.

What’s in a name? Well, in the case of The Crapo, everything. Perfect for wearing while under the influence, The Crapo has no real power and can only move one space forward or backward on the board.

Warning: this mask limited to a strict 3-mile radius.

Oh, come on. Really?